Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain PS4 Review

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Kojima and company must have taken the criticisms of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots to heart because I can’t think of any other reason why Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain took such a hard swing towards the other end of the gameplay vs. story scale. Lengthy cutscenes were present but they didn’t occupy the real-estate like they did in the PlayStation 3 exclusive.

Kojima Productions (or KojiPro) stopped force feeding us story and framing through codec conversations and the experience is lesser for it. It’s bad enough that Snake rarely responds to people when they speak to him, so to have other relevant story bits stashed away in cassettes for the player to digest at a later time lead to a disjointed narrative. These tapes helped stitch everything together and if I didn’t listen to the relevant cassette tapes prior to several main missions, I felt I was undercutting the importance of those missions.

What’s the answer then? It doesn’t lie with 90 minute cutscenes or giant exposition dumps via codec but the solution in this game doesn’t work either. It’s weird having Ocelot or Miller tell me that they recorded important information for me to listen to instead of just telling me. It’s like KojiPro laid out the narrative blueprint that we should follow but then broke it up into dozens of pieces and it was up to us to figure out their ideal path to consume it all.

On the plus side, I was able to listen to all those cassette tapes when I’m managing my base on the iDroid portable computer or during optional side missions. Unfortunately, some of those tapes are several minutes long and I don’t spend that much time maintaining Mother Base. And sometimes, I simply forget to check to see if there are new tapes to listen to during side missions. It’s an inelegant way to deliver your story.

The Mother Base management simulation from Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker returned in MGSV giving us all reasons to spend countless hours collecting men, women, children, animals, crates, vehicles and nearly anything else that wasn’t bolted down. Using the fulton recovery system was often the prefer method of getting rid of unconscious guards because any other non-lethal option gave those guards opportunities to come back.

The inclusion of Mother Base encouraged non-lethal gameplay and careful scouting but instead of fultoning being a viable option on the battlefield, it became my ONLY option. I wasn’t in the business of sorting and micromanaging my soldiers so I just sent everything to Mother Base and let Miller sort it out. Highly rated soldiers would automatically displace inferior ones who would eventually get dismissed without my intervention. All I cared about was finding those soldiers with colored rating bars and capturing them.

Unlike Peace Walker, Mother Base in MGSV was more than just a series of menus; it was a living breathing place where Snake could interact with. There’s more to see than there was to do but I appreciated the effort into bringing the base to life.

MGSV was easily the most joyous to play Metal Gear game to date. I would say it even breaks ground in playability in a few areas. I loved being able to roll from side to side when Snake was on his stomach. I felt like I was in total control of Snake’s multitude of abilities. It was nearly impossible to accidentally slit someone’s throat instead of choking them out. The only iffy spot was when Snake was navigating uneven terrain and he would sometimes changed stances from crouch to standing up and revealing my position to nearby enemies.

The beauty of the Metal Gear Solid games were always the attention detail and the sheer number of options available to the player. Options range from legitimately useful to goofy and sometimes a combination of both. Using a box with a picture of a lady on it to lure horny soldiers to classic Metal Gear taken to the next logical step.

With so many options, it’s a little disappointing to limit the number of weapons a player can bring into a mission. Fortunately Snake could call in equipment, weapons and even vehicles to the battlefield at any time. It’s an interesting idea that helps create the illusion of a team of people who are supporting Snake but it did take me time to get used to not having all the options at my finger tips.

Speaking of support, Snake met some useful buddies along the way. First was D-Horse who helped Snake move across Afghanistan early on. Eventually Snake was able to capture vehicles and D-Horse was made obsolete. One buddy who was always useful was D-Dog who sniffed out all the enemies near Snake. He was eventually able to knock out enemies as well. Quiet, the nearly naked Sniper and D-Walker, the bi-pedal mech, were available buddies but I loved D-Dog too much to not bring him along for nearly every mission.

After 90 hours, I watched the true ending of MGSV and was still left wondering. I was fine with the ending. I guessed what was going on within the first hour of the game but it didn’t affect my impression of the ending either way. In fact, I was content with the story side of the equation. I enjoyed the dark and gross tone and the fleshing out of Master Miller.

I had issues with several of the other characters though. I was not a fan of how Revolver Ocelot was used. The slick and cocky gunslinger was reduced to a bore with a voice that I often confused with Miller’s. Quiet was nothing but T&A and Code Talker was nothing more than a rambling scientist. The most disappointing treatment was the direction of Snake. He was oddly mute for too much of time which was disappointing because Kiefer Sutherland did a fantastic job with the voice of Snake. It’s likely a business reality why he was scarcely used but the final product was hurt by his inclusion.

I was okay with the story missions and some of the more narrative driven side missions. Story missions forced Snake and I to play within a specific area which makes me wonder what the point of the open world was. The side missions allowed players to roam the entire Afghanistan or African landscapes visiting various points of intrigue with nothing of value in-between which, again, left me wondering if the open world was necessary. I thought about it over and over as I tackled each and every side mission. In the end, I concluded that the open world made the game more fun to play when they took advantage of the fact that they were in an open world.

Scouting out each mission area before I infiltrated it never got old. What wore out its welcome were the uninspired side missions where I was shooting claymore mines or played zombie exterminator. I was hoping for at least one more area to explore but if they were already padding out side missions with nonsense, I think it was best that they stuck with two.

You don’t see many games run with 1080p60 let alone an open world game. The fluid framerate made this game a dream to play and it rarely buckles despite all the mayhem that could appear on screen. It’s obvious that MGSV has its roots in the previous console generation with the very limited destruction and low quality world textures. Despite those shortcomings, the immaculate lighting and fantastic character models that this series is known for shone through — especially in cutscenes.

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain will be remembered as Kojima’s final Metal Gear game. It will be remembered for its open world nature and how well it played. But its contributions to the Metal Gear pantheon will likely be remembered as extra fluff that tied the rise of Big Boss to the first Metal Gear. And that’s a problem for a Metal Gear game. People often remember the story contributions of a Metal Gear game first and the gameplay second. Ideally, people will remember both like with Metal Gear Solid 2 & 3 and not the hard swings of 4 & 5. I liked Metal Gear Solid V and it had its moments of brilliance but it left me wanting in the end. There may have been plenty of Metal Gear to play but there just wasn’t enough Metal Gear wackiness to experience.

I like it

Ratings Guide

Checkpoint: 0 – 3 Edition

The following teams are 0 – 3 at the end of week 3 of the 2015-16 NFL season.

  • New Orlean Saints
  • Baltimore Ravens
  • Chicago Bears

The Detroit Lions could very well end up 0 and 3 as well but they haven’t played yet at the time of writing.

0 – 3 doesn’t spell the end of a team’s playoff hopes but it does make it very tough for a team to climb back. It’s even tougher when the rest of your division plays well.

Of the three 0 – 3 teams, I feel for the Saints the most. They simply haven’t been the same since the Bountygate. They lost a season with the absence of Sean Payton, last year was rough with contract distractions and defensive woes and for this season, they lost Jimmy Graham to their conference rival, Seattle Seahawks. It could be the end of an era for New Orleans.

What have I been playing? Still Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. I think I’m nearing the end of it though.

Checkpoint: Les Yeux Secs Terribles

Apparently I don’t know what the symptoms of dry eyes are. I thought it simply meant my eyes felt — you know — dry. Apparently, if you feel like there is something in your eye but there’s nothing there when you check, that’s a symptom of dry eyes. I’m sure a lot of it can be attributed to the post-eye surgery recovery but I’m sure the seasonal allergies aren’t helping the cause either.

Metal Gear related puns and jokes are at an all time high at the moment. It’s a byproduct of Metal Gear Solid V’s generally warm reception and how much time people are investing into the game. I must be nearing 70 hours at this point and — for the most part — I’m enjoying my time with the game. I wish Snake was more vocal and I hope they somehow explain why he’s so reserved compared to his previous outings. The likely business reason is that Kiefer Sutherland is an expensive voice talent but I want a story reason.

I didn’t play much outside of MGSV. I dabbled with Rocket League after their most recent patch and I have to say that I’m not sold on the revised ranked matchmaking. They re-introduced 3 vs 3 (Solo) playlist which effectively split the 3 vs 3 user base even further. I’m sure trying to match players from a pool of only 2000 isn’t ideal but they got themselves in that position by splitting the 3 vs 3 pool. I don’t know what the answer to their problems is and thankfully I don’t have to come up with it. But if they don’t sort out their ranked matchmaking woes, I might just stick to unranked playlists so I can play competitive matches.

Checkpoint: Sans Glasses Edition

I’ve worn glasses since junior high but this past week I put in an end to that. I decided to visit a local LASIK shop and have them zap the nearsightedness out of my eyes.

LASIK was always in the back of my mind. The seed was planted in the back of my mind in my early 20’s but then it was always that luxury that wasn’t suited for me yet. My eyes didn’t settle yet and the high cost wasn’t appealing.

Fast forward a few years and things are different. My prescription did settle, my health insurance will reimburse a sizeable chunk of the cost and I was growing tired of glasses. (If I had chosen to get higher quality glasses instead of Costco’s, my decision may have been different.)

I was looking forward to the procedure but not for the result themselves. I was curious what the actual procedure was like. The entire process was about 15 minutes but I wanted know what was involved and I was surprised how relaxed the entire process was.

I was expecting my head to be strapped down but that wasn’t the case at all. I laid in a contoured headrest, stared a green light for a handful of seconds per eye and it was over.

I was a bit disoriented at first but that was it. I was lead to a dimly lit area, put on my surprisingly adequate sunglasses, shut my eyes and waited 45 minutes. After my first regiment of eye drops and a quick verification by one of the eye care specialists, I was given the all clear to go home.

The recovery process was annoyingly uncomfortable. If you wanted to experience what it was like yourself, all you have to do is cut a an onion and let all that eye watering goodness invade your eyes. That’s why they tell you just sleep off the first day. The onion-like burning sensation eventually went away but a sensitivity to light still forced me to keep my eyes closed. I also got something in my right eye and couldn’t do anything to get it out. I wasn’t allowed to rub my eyes or get water in to flush it out. I tried using the lubricating eye drops to flush it out but no avail. Try sleeping with an eye lash or grain of sand in your eye. I eventually took one of the eye numbing eye drops so I could get back to bed. In the morning, I was finally able to shift it away.

Just over 48 hours after the big surgery day and so far so good. The recovery is going well and I’m slowly getting used to the new “lenses”. I still catch myself reaching for my face as if I was wearing glasses still which makes me feel silly every single time. I still have several days of eye drops to go through but even with all of this, I’m pleased with my decision thus far.

I’m chipping away at Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. It’s tough to render an opinion on the game but I feel like I’m playing one giant checklist which is not something I thought I would associate with in a numbered Metal Gear title. It’s a whole lot like Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker but with vast expanses.

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